sick and twisted

17.NJ. Instagram: _hymcmb_

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via stay-ocean-minded)

intensional:

intensional:

what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?

a blowfish 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

p-raise:

I wish I can find that one guy I can just talk to everyday and just be cute together.

(via prolusion)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via ha-ze)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via prolusion)

heartbreakes:

Follow my instagram and I’ll follow back! pr1ncess_sarah

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: kittypeaches, via prolusion)

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