do you ever just get
that’s my friend
what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?
I wish I can find that one guy I can just talk to everyday and just be cute together.
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are